Greetings ladies and gentlenuts today sleepycity, your favourite source of photographic adventure and mayhem begins its tragic descent into the reeking cess pools of the internet. Knee deep in turdy filth is hardly a situation we're uncomfortable with, but the prospect of sliding headlong into a quicksand like pit of pestilence has us somewhat concerned. Some will claim it's a fitting end. However having seen Nausicaa, and knowing that anime never lies (hi to all you hyper-developed mecha-piloting japanese school girls out there, I'll be seeing you oh so soon), there may be an untouched shangri-la that lies below the toxic wasteland.

Fear not gentle reader we've not taken up shooting still life, our pets, sunsets or any of that junk you will find congesting the arteries of the internet. You won't find any selective-fucking-desaturation here, MC Hammer did that back in the day and it was FRESH, quit riding his nuts. No doubt we still bring the illest most skeletal-system-defying gangster poses in the most inaccessible, hard-on inducing places. Thankfully we've even retained our amazing ability to use the focus ring. All this first step means is that, true to style, we've slipped quietly into the shadows of the blog world. Blogsphere? Fucking whatever it's called we're here now with our nuts intact. Alas our dignity didn't survive the journey. Yay, we didn't need it anyways.

Ride shotgun to experience the goodtimes, the heartache and the tears. Laugh as we suffocate on noxious gases, and cringe as we fingerbang mad junkie bitches passed out in their hovels. We'll be telling it all as we travel the globe in search of big drains, exotic locations and mad upskirts. Occasionally, and if time/effort permits there will be expo reports, interviews and random junk dredged up from the archives to fill the void my shit talking cannot. Hell there might even be a photo or two.

Alas this internet masturbatory session has stretched way past climax, I should plug it now with some kind of cliffhanger to keep you coming back for more. Er...  enjoy the blog bitchnuts, there's a keg of KY and a rubber duckie out the back if you need it.
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