To slay a King, Part 2

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Miners, your country calls! Stand up and be counted. Don your coverall with pride, light your headlamp and turn it to the sky like a beacon. Spread the call to those few who will join us. This shall be the year we conquer a king!

He sits upon his throne far below the earth, beyond where the worms dare dig and the shadows creep. He thinks none knows of his vast kingdom and his legendary ores. As the seasons change and the leaves emerge anew our spirits and strength grows. His fortifications of snow and ice dissolve into the ground, melting in fear of our approach. With perseverance and sweat we shall prevail and plunder his kingdom.


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From the ashes of our snow chariot a new machine has arisen. Through the loss of many this snarling, fuel guzzling juggernaut was subdued, harnessed and bent to our will. Its limping and broken frame has been forged, tempered and reinforced for battle.






With us marches an arsenal of chainsaws, picks, shovels, ropes, ratchets - naught shall stand in our way. We lay siege to a king of kilotonnes withing his mountain fortress. The UEA spies infiltrated his castle passing to the 3rd wall of fortifications. Within the coming months we shall breach the 7th protective wall and journey downward towards the center of his world.

Men, mount the chariot for tomorrow we march. Madness? THIS IS DSANKTAAAAAA!

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Posted: 2007-05-11
Author: dsankt
Location: view on map
Posted in: adventures
Tags: angry truck, canada, mines, srt

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Comments on To slay a King, Part 2
 
air33

 #1 - 2007-05-11 20:34 - Reply
luscious expo! now get some black ninja gear on, those tabi boots dont match with white yo!
 
s///

 #2 - 2007-05-13 03:48 - Reply
I always knew you were a woolie woofter DS. Im prov-ed correcteth it would seem.Ps. No FRAUD (read Ford) is worthy of glorious minage duty. Get a GM Bitch! Or at least a Mopar.
 
flame

 #3 - 2007-05-13 21:57 - Reply
sounds like one hella adventure. i agree with air33 tho. getch yo black ninja gear back on. you remind me of an 80's prom. :-p
 
dsankt
#4 - 2007-05-14 20:20 - Reply
Siolo you get the torana up the mine road and hell I'll serenade you with a rusty trombone. Until you've seen the angry truck is angry video I'll just pass off your comment as ignorance.
 
Skaught
#5 - 2007-05-14 22:27 - Reply
awesome writeup! The truck is a Ford but only by conveinience. We are gonna lick some serious Mine ass. It will be EPIC.
 
menoetes

 #6 - 2007-05-20 21:29 - Reply
when the mountain king's wenches let you out of that snowy gimp suit ds, get your ass into the mines and get some real photos to post instead of this pre-emptive strike shit - I wanna see seams of precious metals and the skeletons of the greedy dwarven miners whom died seeking them.
 
Pizzy

 #7 - 2007-05-24 00:01 - Reply
Agreed. this was a sell-out of an update. Nizzo Level -1.
 
dsankt
#8 - 2007-05-29 10:44 - Reply
Thou art weak of heart and spirit. All epic journeys requireth many long nights preparation by candle light as the opaque waxy tendrils seep across the oaken desk. Updates shall come, fear not Sir Menoetes and Sir Pizzy, but matters of such nature are slow.

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