Date: 2009-12-25.
Tags: consumerism, fuckendie, hohohos, meh, wank, xmas
Wishing you and yours a merry xmas, and hoping you're trampled to death in a boxing day sale for cheap consumer goods! Go out with style man - brain smashed and smeared all-store under the feet of savings chasing consumer whores. Accept your fate peon, that washing machine must be yours - or at least have your blood splattered across the god's white enamel.
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6 Comment(s)
Class words! And so true. I will be hiding out in my rural shack with ma dogs, away from the shallow hordes. Good times to ya dude, happy draining and so forth :)
straight pwnge
I can't afford anything and I have enough shit in my life without adding more and standing in line for an hour to hand out my cash... 'scuse me ... but 'fuck 'em'
But I thought the top was... I'd been to... it's... er... damn.
word upppp
There is one top, and that's it.