Consumer whores your season is upon us, charging thick and strong from all directions casting a volley of spiel and schlock! Don your protective bunny suit and gasmask and take to the skies spreading what the season is all about, adventure, larceny and staunch compatriots. Today Dozey, twinky-z and dsankt will show you how to spread some xmas cheer!

Ingredients:
1 x rope
1 x harness
2 x shunts
6 x lengths of wires
6 x solar powered rechargeable multicoloured garden lights

Step 1.
Dismantle garden lights and reinforce/waterproof with gaffer tape. Drill small holes in lights for wire.

Step 2.
Attach wire to lights and create wire hangers.

Step 3.
Scale bridge, attach rope to top and abseil onto lower beams.

Step 4.
Watch for traffic and affix lights to bridge, drop to ground level. Pull down ropes.

Step 5.
Attempt to look casual and innocent to passersby in your gasmask and bunny suit.

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