Naruto awaked to find himself in a corridor. Something didn't feel so real about this place, he couldn't recall being here before yet it all seemed so familiar. The floors where covered in dust and dirt seemingly accumulated over centuries, undisturbed by human tread and corroded pipes spanned off into the darkness on either side of him. Getting up he began to walk, faded instinctes guiding him in a otherwise pointless direction, then he heard it. Deep rumbling breaths of a sleeping beast. It could only be a beast; no other being of man made that sound. then he came upon it... A large room stretched before him and opposite him stood the gates of hell holding in a darkness Naruto had never seen before. He approached them cautiously noting a single seal holding them closed. He reached out to touch the thick bars when a gigantic pair of feline eyes opened in the black beyond them. Narutos skin prickled with the sensation of an foul Charka reachinbg out for him. "come closer boy so I can eat you" Laughed a deep voice from beyond the barrier.

After the Japanese gifts you recevied you owe me bad. You can repay me by writing captions - I'm pretty much over it. Deal?

oh you bad?? I haven't got anything yet! But screw it I'll write captions... and by captions you don't mean like that naruto shit I posted above do you?? Because I have dope mofo skillz - and a +2 mace nigga!

+2 dude you're mad stacked with magical items. Yeah I could use your dope skillzzzz