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This thing we call exploring. What is it exactly? Surely it's more than moldy old books, history nerds, flickr sets and big upping oneself on the tubes. A week or two in England's north always helps to redefine what's what. Let's have a peek and see what's to be found.


Explorer meetup tranny takeover. Userscott, Rookinella, Yaz, Siologen, Dsankt, Squirell911, Dweeb, Turkey, Angel, Vivo, Crossy, Raddog, Oxygen Thief, LittleMike, Snappel, Distopia, Speed, Alley & Winchester. photo: yaz


On a roof motherfucker. Rolling around manchester following an explorer meet, smooth talkers to the core we convinced these fine upstanding lasses to accompany us upon a skyward voyage to possibly the sluttiest roof in Gunchester. What possesss otherwise seemingly well adjusted girls with bright futures to hang out with us? Who the fuck knows. Vivo, Speed, Winchester, Crossy, Snappel, Snappel's Bitches, Dsankt and Yaz. photo: yaz


So you like sweets eh? Om nom nom. Active sweets factory. photo: yaz


scott,rooks, dsankt, yaz. photo: yaz

HMS_Intrepid

Decommissioned british naval shit, the HMS Intrepid. Hardwork by userscott and steppinglightly. Props. Drydocked in Liverpool.

HMS_Intrepid

The Bridge.


What's occuring? LIttle Mike, siologen, snappel, dsankt, yaz busting up the Accrington Culvertry Society's best. photo: yaz


photo: Little Mike

Pertaining


Manifesting


Icelandic



Shlick cement works with the spooge cannon. Yes fully active, yes dodging guards, yes grab those damn nuts. photo: yaz


photo: yaz


Rigsby, dsankt, rooks, scott working off the noodle fat and getting some much needed exercise at Hapurhey Baths. photo: Rigsby.


Don't ask, don't tell. Collect the set.


Associated Dairies with... fuck it just watch the video.




Fucking posers. photo: LittleMike


snappel the young gimpersnapper. photo: LittleMike


Another first? Does it matter? To some ;) If only we could delete everything on the internet we don't agree with eh? photo: qx


Rooftopping a bank, gunchester. photo: yaz


A night of utter fucking madness running around the manchester CBD, getting onto rooftops, creeping around inside the hilton amongst people in suits, taxi thru trips (croesor got nothing), winning big at the scutter casino, sweet talking the lady into free chocolate, yoinking mini bottles of skky vodka and jameson whisky from the games room fridge then giving them away to hobos, hollering at pissing girls, Really really really needing to shit, climbing into a roof cavity of a 4/5 star hotel with a bunch of stolen hand towels do the deed, sitting bare ass fucken naked on an asbestos wrapped pipe shitting myself while hiding from snappel and yaz who are trying to get a photo of the sewerfreshness.

Playing You fall in love you lose with club bitches who are nasty, slutty, trashy, pieces of work. Not only that, they open their mouths and any remaining shred of dignity, or even the hint they had any redeeming features is blown to pieces. You can dress a gal up in 1000quid worth of designer threads but that "i'm so unattainable" veneer of pseudo confidence comes crashing down when the jimmy choos are kicked over the shoulder and she's stumbling going home alone, depressed that once again she didn't pick up, passed over for girls in taller heels, shorter skirts, more hours in the tanning bed, bigger fake boobs and sluttier mannerisms. Better luck next time love, I'm winning.


Rwoar, raptor jesus stalks his prey. photo: yaz? snappel?


18 Levels above manchester in 5 star luxury our own private little eden. Never mind the angry security guard.


After a long week of exploring asylums, stealing shit to sell on ebay, sucking dick for location information, SRTing into ROC posts, spooging out multibracket defocused art, getting naked in locations, buzzing out to fuck like, talking ourselves up on the internet and generally embodying everything that urban exploration stands for it was nice to kick back and just relax. Mega shouts to the snapezy, loserscott (lol), yaz, littlemike, siologism, rooks, rigsby and frainey.

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Posted: 2009-03-27
Author: dsankt
Location: view on map
Posted in: adventures
Tags: boats, drains, england, retards, sewers, uk

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userscott

#1 - 2009-03-27 17:21 - Reply
"Fall in love you lose games with club bitches who are nasty, slutty, trashy, pieces of work. Not only that, they open their mouths and any remaining shred of dignity, or even the hint they had any redeeming features is blown to pieces. You can dress a gal up in 1000quid worth of designer threads but that "i'm so unattainable" veneer of pseudo confidence comes crashing down when the jimmy choos are kicked over the shoulder and she's stumbling going home alone, depressed that once again she didn't pick up, passed over for girls in taller heels, shorter skirts, more hours in the tanning bed, bigger fake boobs and sluttier mannerisms. Better luck next time love, I'm winning."

Oh how I love this. You lot are welcome in Manchester anytime.
 
imprezawrxsti

#2 - 2009-03-27 21:26 - Reply
youse hooligans ever gonna come to the States so we can rope down some missile holes?

oh, and Tracy wants you to post some n00dz. make with 'em.
 
dsankt

#3 - 2010-03-06 05:32 - Reply
Missile silos before noodz*, that's always the rule.



*this is merely a prerequisite, not actual indication nudes will appear.
 
yaz

#4 - 2009-03-28 06:28 - Reply
Haha, some really quite funny times, rock paper scissors to determine who goes onto Intrepid last, dicking up snapski's car. Infact, there's still your scrawlings over this house!

Man, fall in love you lose, fuck, that blue dress girl, she actually looked nice from behind. Deceptive club bitch,

Iceland was tha bomb too, come back to manchester whenever, its fun yo.
 
shotgun_mario

#5 - 2009-03-28 12:29 - Reply
fuckin props. All I have to say. Huge fucking props.
 
Jondoe

#6 - 2009-04-14 14:18 - Reply
*history nerd lifts his head just enough to see over the top of his mouldy book, furrows his brow and breathes a low throaty sound in way of affirming to himself that he's just not that cool. A slow moving index finger gently pushes his spectacles back up his nose, and as his hand returns to the page, as if to make the most efficient use of his returning digits, his thumb is dampened upon his protruding tongue. The corners of the thick old pages are no doubt a akin to a history nerd dna repository. The page turns, the comforting musty odour permeates the nostrils, history nerds smiles a big smile . . . *
 
jannx

#7 - 2009-04-29 12:05 - Reply
whatever you are running on... I want some dammit!
;D
 
Julie

#8 - 2009-09-17 04:28 - Reply
HI guys,
Sorry to pop in on your feed like this, but i've been doing some research on Urban explorers and have just spotted your amazing photos.
My name is Julie Harris, I am currently a final year geography student at the University of Manchester. In the past year I have become really interested in Urban Exploration and have decided to write my undergraduate dissertation on it.
The study I am doing is focussed on the motivation behind Urban Exploration, with the aim of discussing: Are Urban Explorers geographers?
I am hoping to find some Urban explorers who would be willing to have an informal chat with me on this topic. Obviously no names will be used in my work, and for anyone that does not wish to meet with me, we could find an online way of having this discussion (e.g. MSN/Skype/email). For those based around the Greater Manchester area who are happy to meet and chat over a coffee, the drinks are on me!
I’m hoping to do my research some time in October, so if anyone is game please contact me via email: Julie.harris-2@stude nt.manchester.ac.uk< br /> Thanks a million x
 
rjg

#9 - 2010-05-02 16:38 - Reply
Bah. That ASDA video was amusing, shame it's no more..?
 
dsankt

#10 - 2010-05-03 00:48 - Reply
I'll have words with __ and see what happened to it.
 
hairy calf

#11 - 2010-05-29 11:15 - Reply
I would love to get in touch with UEs nationwide, just got a new laptop and learning more about the web and emailing...as I am a novice to the technology of the internet. Guess you can call me a dinosaur but need to get updated on how to navigate the web. Love looking at the pics as well as the history behind the places on show. Anyone keen to email me can do so look forward to some replies
 
hairy calf

#12 - 2010-05-29 11:15 - Reply
I would love to get in touch with UEs nationwide, just got a new laptop and learning more about the web and emailing...as I am a novice to the technology of the internet. Guess you can call me a dinosaur but need to get updated on how to navigate the web. Love looking at the pics as well as the history behind the places on show. Anyone keen to email me can do so look forward to some replies
 
hairy calf

#13 - 2010-05-29 11:16 - Reply
email address is at njsaja@hotmail.com

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