I squirmed out the womb sporting tabi and a ninjas mask to explore the birthcanal while my
mum was sleeping. From then I was hooked, utterly consumed. I bit through the umbilical
cord, chugged the last of the on tap nutrients and burst straight out her chest. I was a lil
Indianna Jones with that umbilical cord, lasooing the bed and swinging down onto the cold floor.
Even then I was on point, scurrying out of the ward backwards. You know when they found those
tiny bloody footprints leading to the body they were shocked and confused.
I lived in the hospital utility tunnels, feeding off the human scraps in the medical waste bin.
I'd perform random dawn raids on the morgue for fresh meat. I've eaten more livers than alcohol
and more brains than a zombie. By consuming them I took their power into me, waiting and
amassing strength.